- measuring jugs and anything like a measuring jug
- set of pasta bowls
- set of mugs
- iPad and apple music. Mostly grime.
- plastic can lids
- biscuit cutters
- plastic lid from Dualit milk frother
- barcodes
- marbles and marble runs (deconstructed)
- sports balls: all types
- beach balls and other inflatables
- use of the correct knife to butter toast/make a sandwich
- horse-riding
- being tickled
- hearing the words “lunch” and “bucket”
- pretending he’s going on a sleepover but not actually going on a sleepover
- people coughing or sneezing
- Take a Break magazine from August 2019 (and flyer inserts)
- vacuum cleaner box
- decorated Christmas trees
- bagels: the preparation and eating of by others
- “toilet” PECS symbol
- soaking in a hot bath
- sleeping when he should be getting up
- the colour green
- Parkrun
- his school taxi driver and chaperone
- charity collection boxes
- coins
- guests
- bookshop
- Costa
- automatic doors at the local shopping centre
- the beach
There will no doubt be future posts featuring all of these and the clever tricks Pip uses to get maximum access and our not so clever attempts to stop things going cray cray.

